Service with a Smirk Cartoons by Bryce Albertson

Service With A Smirk!
Customer Service Gone Terribly, Terribly Wrong

? Copyright 2005 - D.B. Albertson

You want Comics! Here they are!

Bruce Gets a Job	In the Beginning, there was Bruce.
Meet SWAS	Thanks for calling! How can we SHAFT you?
A Lawsuit Waiting to Happen	Don't be so sensetive! I wasn't referring to you, or your stupid bird!
Bruce's Beating	And other random silliness...
Reader's Week!	Bad ideas poorly executed.
Sleep Disorders, Punk Rock and Rembrandt	Sleep, a "touching" love song and the Great Masters' take on SWAS
Hostility Runs Rampant	A hostile takeover has Izzy up in Arms, and on the roof, oh... and at Wal-Mart.
What's Eating Alice?	Poor Alice! Can she cope? With the National Institute of Mental Health on her side... It's doubtful!
Tiffani's Birthday and the Obligatory Fart Joke	Tiffani's 30, and waaay sensative about it. Plus, the first and ONLY fart joke you people are gonna get from me.
Frayed Edge of Sanity	Bruce's mind snaps like a twig due to a 6 hour policy meeting.
Adventures in Paxil	Curing Bruce? Curing Ham? The Magical PAXIL Pig holds the answers.
Bruce, the Boss?	Springsteen is the Boss, Bruce is a putz.